It seems like a suboptimal way to achieve a good night's sleep compared with what I currently do - bringing the baby into bed and feeding him when he's hungry in the night. As a nursing mother, I really don't want the baby missing time, as it would play havoc with my body too.

I could shut him in a room the other side of the house too when he cries, but I don't do that, and nor do most parents.

Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that. So there are two ways of managing it:
1) Don't put your baby in the stasis fridge, and breastfeed if possible
2) Use a stasis fridge and feed nothing but formula after the first six weeks
This is turning into a pretty crap future...

3) Breast-pump and put that into the stasis fridge too.

4) Climb into fridge yourself. Get accomplice to defrost you when offspring has reached majority.

Status fridge bra. Of course.

Alternatively, be defrosted when unsupervised offspring burns down house...

Bah! Luddite!

Oh yeah, cunning plan. And it wouldn't even need warming up too, if you put it in quick...