| ‘Hello?’ | |
| Caller | ‘Yeah, can I have two poppadoms, a naan and …’ |
| ‘You have seriously got the wrong number.’ | |
| Caller | ‘Oh man, really?’ |
| ‘Yeah, you've got the wrong number.’ | |
| Caller | ‘Oh, I was after the curry place in Cambridge.’ |
| ‘Er, there are quite a lot of them. This is a Cambridge number, but it's not a curry place.’ | |
| Caller | ‘Can you just … give me a curry anyway? There's quite a lot of money for you here.’ |
| hangs up in sheer bewilderment |