*brrring* *brrring*

[simont]

simont	‘Hello?’
Caller	‘Yeah, can I have two poppadoms, a naan and …’
simont	‘You have seriously got the wrong number.’
Caller	‘Oh man, really?’
simont	‘Yeah, you've got the wrong number.’
Caller	‘Oh, I was after the curry place in Cambridge.’
simont	‘Er, there are quite a lot of them. This is a Cambridge number, but it's not a curry place.’
Caller	‘Can you just … give me a curry anyway? There's quite a lot of money for you here.’
simont	hangs up in sheer bewilderment

Comments

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I had a wrong number call from a deaf person a week ago - the operator had to type everything I said back to them. Interesting in and of itself but much slower than normal wrong number calls.

[joshdavis]

Hrm, shoulda asked for ccard number, or even better, had them pay you through paypal, with a markup... :)

[davefish.livejournal.com]

‘Can you just … give me a curry anyway? There's quite a lot of money for you here.’

Well, you can't fault them on lack of continued trying grounds.

[ceb.livejournal.com]

*giggle*