You can fix *anything* with Gaffertape. Up to and including creating an entire new universe out of it where your problem did not need to be fixed, at which point the gaffertapiverse will collapse in on itself, leaving a perfect and whole universe where your problem has gone away.
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There is no other explaination.
You can fix *anything* with Gaffertape. Up to and including creating an entire new universe out of it where your problem did not need to be fixed, at which point the gaffertapiverse will collapse in on itself, leaving a perfect and whole universe where your problem has gone away.
Gaffer tape is the past, the future, the only.
Apart from duct tape, of course.