I'm about to express an opinion which may be controversial. In fact, hell, never mind controversial, it may very well be an opinion that would get me burned at the stake in certain sections of society.

There exists at least one mechanical problem to which gaffer tape is not the right answer.

Sorry an' all, and I know that's almost an article of faith to some people, but.

(My car key has fallen apart again. Next stop, I think, superglue.)