I don't like Scoregonzola and Mezzorella as names because they force the pub into your face. Whereas Treble Gloucester / Baroquefort / Roqueforte, whatever faults they may have, allow you to ignore the pun --- remain oblivious of it, even --- and use it as a plain old name when that's what you want. Which is most of the time.

Pun. They force the pun into your face. Forcing an entire pub into your face would be... messy...

It'd be like getting glassed simultaneously with about five hundred glasses. AND A LARGE BUILDING.