a multitool seems tailor made for, well, tailor making
Yes. I did google for custom multitool construction services in at least some hope of finding something usefully available in that area, but no luck (unless I missed it).
It'd probably also include the legendary horse-hoof-stone-plucker-out device
Ha, yes, good point. If the rhino has a hoof pick, nobody else has any excuse! :-)
Is a "spreader" a knife designed for spreading butter and spreads?
It isn't a knife at all: it's just a completely blunt flat piece of metal in a cutesy shape. I'm sure it would be ideal if I wanted to use my Leatherman to spread butter, but it's just not the tool I want to be using for any such thing: I don't want to touch my food with something that's been sitting in my trouser pocket unwashed for years on end, and neither do I want to put it back in my trouser pocket to fester once it's covered in food!
Ah, thank you. I guess like a butter knife's butter knife, the sort of knife that a butter knife would carry around because it was non-sharp, to the point of not having any blade.
Now I'm just imagining something like this:
Narrator: Whenever I learn a new skill I concoct elaborate fantasy scenarios where it lets me save the day. Woman: Oh no! The killer must have followed her on vacation! Woman: But to find them we'd need to search through 200MB of emails looking for something formatted like an address! Man: It's hopeless! Offpanel voice: Everybody stand back. Offpanel voice: I have a multitool! <<SPREADER!>> Everyone: <<cheer>> (http://xkcd.com/208/)
I don't want to touch my food with something that's been sitting in my trouser pocket unwashed for years on end, and neither do I want to put it back in my trouser pocket to fester once it's covered in food!
I had something witty to say about how you were logical, but I've forgotten it. But yes, that would be a good plan :)
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Yes. I did google for custom multitool construction services in at least some hope of finding something usefully available in that area, but no luck (unless I missed it).
It'd probably also include the legendary horse-hoof-stone-plucker-out device
Ha, yes, good point. If the rhino has a hoof pick, nobody else has any excuse! :-)
Is a "spreader" a knife designed for spreading butter and spreads?
It isn't a knife at all: it's just a completely blunt flat piece of metal in a cutesy shape. I'm sure it would be ideal if I wanted to use my Leatherman to spread butter, but it's just not the tool I want to be using for any such thing: I don't want to touch my food with something that's been sitting in my trouser pocket unwashed for years on end, and neither do I want to put it back in my trouser pocket to fester once it's covered in food!
(Bah. So if only I'd nadgered my Flair last year...)
Ah, thank you. I guess like a butter knife's butter knife, the sort of knife that a butter knife would carry around because it was non-sharp, to the point of not having any blade.
Now I'm just imagining something like this:
Narrator: Whenever I learn a new skill I concoct elaborate fantasy scenarios where it lets me save the day.
Woman: Oh no! The killer must have followed her on vacation!
Woman: But to find them we'd need to search through 200MB of emails looking for something formatted like an address!
Man: It's hopeless!
Offpanel voice: Everybody stand back.
Offpanel voice: I have a multitool!
<<SPREADER!>>
Everyone: <<cheer>>
(http://xkcd.com/208/)
I don't want to touch my food with something that's been sitting in my trouser pocket unwashed for years on end, and neither do I want to put it back in my trouser pocket to fester once it's covered in food!
I had something witty to say about how you were logical, but I've forgotten it. But yes, that would be a good plan :)