I was very impressed, though I'm not sure that was very clear to you and by the time I tried to applaud I had three silicone balls back in my hands...

Somehow I seem to attract the stream of attractive women purely through the power of my balls, without your impressive juggling skills. And I have the photos to prove it.

If I can get the borked one working again, there's a second blue one if you fancy trying to juggle four things which are just a little bigger than comfortable for the hand.

I have a pretty limited repertoire with four balls, unfortunately; the only really interesting things I can do with them require a higher ceiling at the very least, and would probably be infeasible anyway with those large heavy stage balls. My primary focus as a juggler has always been on whirly hand-waving three-ball work.