I just had a very silly thought.
Fully formed into my brain sprang the idea of the US Constitution displayed as a LJ or other blog entry. At the bottom there would be a pair of links along the lines of
27 amendments | Add an amendment
and if you clicked through to the ‘comments’ page, the first comment would start off
F1RST 4M3NDM3NT!!1!
I was almost tempted to actually mock up a page or two, but that really is too much effort in the pursuit of such a small joke…
Dick Cheney's tacking a rider on to Bush's "Marriage is between a man and a woman" amendment, which gives every American:
'The right to the pursuit of profit, by all means, with blatant disregard for the well-being of others.'
Is that close enough for you?