I have great difficulty keeping a straight face in meetings when people inevitably draw a diagram on the whiteboard that looks to me like a big set of genitals or whatever. My puzzing amusement this morning would have been when I realised that our company president had, if you thought about it hard enough, likened using our products to drinking a lot of arsenic. I hope nobody took much notice of me.

My problem in Tesco is that people keep thinking I work there so they ask me stuff.