I am afraid it was a hypothetical situation. I'm going home tonight. But we could meet up for some serious hoovering sometime later this week (or next week, which would be better).
Can I suggest some hardcore 3-way dyson action with you, me and vorno soon. But perhaps we could take this discussion out of someone else's LiveJournal...
Um, sorry SimonT - I kind of lost track of the fact that we were spiralling off into a discussion attached to one of your posts, and completely disconnected from your diary. Please accept my apologies.
*Here endeth the thread*