Hmm. I'd intended to imply that the problem (if any) was that my taste in food was inconveniently nonstandard, not that I'd been personally affronted. (In particular, I thought it ought to be obvious that my last paragraph was meant in a Murphy's Law sense rather than a genuine they're-out-to-get-me sense.) Perhaps I didn't communicate as well as I'd intended.

"TescOS"? Does that sell Blue Cheese of Death? :-)