Surely there should be some new young Goths there each year, an inexhaustible supply, to provide you with novel tales? If they're all just sitting there, obsessing about their sex lives, maybe they should do something about it.

But a lot of the old goths don't leave, and so the fraction of oversexed youth gets smaller.

The really young ones, also, aren't as likely to be allowed in as they were in A Previous Venue.