In the past 24 hours I've received four emails from random people asking me if I wrote a computer virus.

The emails have been relatively nonspecific (they've tended to assume I already know what they're talking about), but from what I can gather, lots of people's Windows boxes are suddenly putting up error boxes referring to an executable file with a variable name (all the reports I've had have called the file by some different jumble of random letters), which lists ‘Simon Tatham’ as its author, and apparently this file is infected with the ‘GoldG’ virus. I suppose all the people who have emailed me must have googled the listed author's name and found my website and email address. So I'll probably have to put up a notice on my front page saying it's nothing to do with me, if only because I anticipate the email load getting worse rather than better…

Supposing my correspondents' analysis is accurate, I wonder if the virus writer would be liable for some sort of defamation of my character? Or, I suppose, of the character of someone else with the same name – after all, there's nothing unambiguous to indicate that they mean me. Indeed, for all I know, the real virus writer might turn out to be a guy who genuinely does share my name. That would be even more annoying.

(Not that I expect it'll be realistically possible to catch them, and defamation would doubtless be nowhere near the top of the list of stuff to haul them into court for if anyone did, but just out of curiosity.)