Jim Bloggs? "Huh? What happened – oh. Hang on, this can't be right. I'm sure I shouldn't be dead!" Shouldn't you? What were you doing when it happened? "Well, yesterday I ate some funny-tasting salmon mousse ..." Not from a tin branded "Dibbler Tinned Fish Co.", by any chance? "Yes, actually. Anyway, I had a bit of a stomach ache today and was feeling a bit off, then next thing I know I'm all transparent and my body is lying around my feet." Ah, yes. I'm afraid that's a known bug.
"Huh? What happened – oh. Hang on, this can't be right. I'm sure I shouldn't be dead!"
Shouldn't you? What were you doing when it happened?
"Well, yesterday I ate some funny-tasting salmon mousse ..."
Not from a tin branded "Dibbler Tinned Fish Co.", by any chance?
"Yes, actually. Anyway, I had a bit of a stomach ache today and was feeling a bit off, then next thing I know I'm all transparent and my body is lying around my feet."
Ah, yes. I'm afraid that's a known bug.