My father did the shopping last week, because my mother and I were in Austria.

Said mother is insisting that we finish off the Tesco Value Mild White Cheddar before starting anything nicer.

*whimper*

I grumbled about this quite... pointedly, to which my father replied that we'd needed cheese so he'd got cheese and anyway nobody ate cheddar as cheese in its own right. To which I said a) it's not cheese; it's tile grout, and b) yes. Yes they did. ... he proceeded to sulk at me.

(I mention this because you're making me crave cheese, but, um, see aforementioned issue...)