The Leatherman Juice or Victorinox Cybertool seem close to what you are asking for.

Nod, I have one of the smaller-and-without-saws Victorinox cybertool thingies - Simon, we were talking about meeting up in September anyway (and I'm leaving the country on Friday :) ) - I'll have it with me then if you want to have a play around with one and are prepared to wait that long?

Otherwise gerald_duck has the larger version (with saw etc) on him almost all the time, and you see him in the Carlton. And ThinkGeek sells them.

I'm happy to wait a while, so yes, that sounds good, thanks :-)

When I left Lucent, my going-away present was a Juice XE6. It's a scary shade of purple, but it's smaller than most tools and has both a bottle opener and a corkscrew. The screwdrivers are good - the philips looks clunky, but is superb.

I took it off my belt once since I got it - my wedding day. |-)