Apr. 9th, 2004

simont	‘Hello?’
Caller	‘Yeah, can I have two poppadoms, a naan and …’
simont	‘You have seriously got the wrong number.’
Caller	‘Oh man, really?’
simont	‘Yeah, you've got the wrong number.’
Caller	‘Oh, I was after the curry place in Cambridge.’
simont	‘Er, there are quite a lot of them. This is a Cambridge number, but it's not a curry place.’
Caller	‘Can you just … give me a curry anyway? There's quite a lot of money for you here.’
simont	hangs up in sheer bewilderment