Ah, but now I live round the corner, so I can go home and wee :)
How about I turn up on Saturday morning about 11ish and help packing and then we can mosey over to the pub after a few hours possibly with lunches engineered in there somewhere without me either eating all your edible wheatless food or poisoning you? I cannot remember where you currently live, because it is an important combination of numbers and words and has therefore been displaced in favour of lines from silly films and words in Elvish that begin with Q in order to completely mess up English Scrabble-playing ability.
How about I turn up on Saturday morning about 11ish and help packing and then we can mosey over to the pub after a few hours possibly with lunches engineered in there somewhere without me either eating all your edible wheatless food or poisoning you? I cannot remember where you currently live, because it is an important combination of numbers and words and has therefore been displaced in favour of lines from silly films and words in Elvish that begin with Q in order to completely mess up English Scrabble-playing ability.