Ah, but one of the major reasons I move house is to go to places with more space. The new one has five sheds, a spare room, and a Loft of Joy. So that particular problem doesn't generally cause me trouble.

*hugs* I think it will be. Eventually. Once I buy a bed to go in the spare room you'll have to come and see it!

Why are you keeping my girlfriend in your loft? Is there something I should know?

"Where am I?"
"In the loft."
"What do you want?"
"Insulation."

And a floor!