Oh dear. Where were you going? Have you recently offended Cherry Hinton town centre in any particular way?

I don't recall having been in CH town centre in several months; my usual orbit is to walk to Tesco and back, which is in the opposite direction from the high street. So unless it thinks I should have visited it more often, I can only assume it picked me out as the butt of its joke out of sheer random malice...

I was going to a pharmacy to buy a splint for my still painful arm, after discovering that the thing labelled "pharmacy" in Tesco is not in fact functionally equivalent to an actual pharmacy.