LOL. Sometimes the subconscious is quite inventive :)

You should write it down. Although I'm not sure as what -- most of it strikes me as a children's story, but the ending is a bit downbeat. Is it possible you all ran away to become acrobats or something, after being thrown out? Or were evil people who deserved it? :)

It already sounds like the bastard offspring of Three Little Pigs, Goldilocks and the Three Bears and Invasion of the Body-Snatchers. Maybe they were OK because the house was made of porridge and the one man who'd not been affected was sleeping in everyone's bed?