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Thu 2006-10-26 09:56
This and that

I've managed to lose two umbrellas in the past two weeks. The nice one appears to be lost for good, but fortunately I recovered the cheap backup umbrella this morning so at least I have some rain protection until I buy a new nice one this weekend.

(That'll be my third really nice umbrella this year. The first one underwent catastrophic twangy failure in May, and the second disappeared last week in mysterious circumstances. Perhaps this time I should see if the shop assistant can find me one without the curse.)

I slept very badly the night before last, so I was extremely sleepy yesterday evening and was careful to get a very early night. I slept like a log from 10:30 until about 4am, at which point I snapped wide awake and only managed to doze off again at 7, leaving me just enough time to become sleepy enough to resent my alarm. Whenever I have middle-of-the-night insomnia, this always seems to happen: I finally doze off again just at the moment I need to be getting back up. I suspect my body clock of doing it deliberately.

I'm clearly not all that sleepy now, though, because on the way to work this morning I spotted the number of a bus, remembered what its route was, and hence deduced that it was going to turn left (and therefore it was safe for me to pull out in front of it) some time before it bothered to indicate. That struck me as quite cunning and useful, although I probably couldn't have done it if I hadn't had the bus routes fresh in my mind from last week.

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[identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.comThu 2006-10-26 11:01
catastrophic twangy failure
New acronym!
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[identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.comThu 2006-10-26 11:05
Re: catastrophic twangy failure
I think that's a particularly good phrase too!
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[personal profile] simontThu 2006-10-26 11:14
Hooray! I liked it, so I'm glad other people did too. :-)
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[identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.comThu 2006-10-26 11:19
Re: catastrophic twangy failure
You can just imagine three or four Simons up on stage with a hundred carefully tuned umbrellas, preparing to give a catastrophic twangy failure chorus. "Take it away, boys!"
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[identity profile] dennyd.livejournal.comThu 2006-10-26 11:03
Of course, it would have been quite embarrassing if he'd forgotten his turn, or been heading straight back to depot for some reason, such as mechanical failure. As a motorcyclist I don't believe things are going to make their indicated turns, let alone unindicated ones :)
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[personal profile] simontThu 2006-10-26 11:13
To be fair, he was far enough away from me and going sufficiently slowly that pulling out in front of him wouldn't have seriously risked an accident even if he had been going straight on. But it might conceivably have annoyed him a bit.
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[identity profile] ewx.livejournal.comThu 2006-10-26 12:52
Have you considered a raincoat instead?
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[personal profile] simontThu 2006-10-26 13:12
Yes, but never with the feeling that it was the right choice. They're generally either waist-length (quite why the manufacturer feels people only want to keep their top half dry is beyond me) or have no hood (so rain just runs down the inside from my neck). And they take longer to put on and take off than an umbrella, you have to decide whether you want to wear the raincoat or the warm coat on any given day, and given the price of a good raincoat compared to a good umbrella I think I can afford to lose a fair few of the latter before the former becomes better value.
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[identity profile] mtbc100.livejournal.comThu 2006-10-26 13:55
A long raincoat with a hat works well for me. The style of mine is a bit decades-ago perhaps but I can live with the occasional comment. Then again, I need a more hands-free existence for herding small children.
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