I prefer to think of it as a quirky and phenomenally endearing (if occasionally crazy-making) symbiosis between two remarkably flawed yet impressively adaptable pieces of squishy stuff. Sort of a Hollywood romantic comedy, only with more gunge.

Sort of a Hollywood romantic comedy, only with more gunge.

This is a fantastic sentence and I'm sure there ought to be other uses for it :-)

So am I, but in the absence of good ideas on how, I thought I'd give it some exercise in front of a person likely to appreciate its elegant build and devastating good looks :)