From my perspective the most egregious thing you did on Saturday night was inadvertently dismantle the 3D shadow of a hypercube, but we put it back together again, so little harm was done. :-p

To be honest, I was a little worried about you: as well as your being slightly the worse for wear there were disconcerting black marks around your lips. I took a chance on this simply meaning you'd drunk something evilly alcoholic and very black, but I'm glad you're showing signs of continued sentience.

It was a good party.

I suppose they might have looked like black marks from a distance, but in fact they were only dark red; apart from one tiny sip of a strange cocktail someone wanted me to taste, I drank nothing all evening except red wine. Just, er, rather a lot of red wine.

I had assumed red wine stained everyone's lips in the same fashion, but perhaps mine absorb it better than most for some reason. It had never occurred to me before that it might alarm observers!