Hmmmm... you're sounding suspiciously like me. As well as the coeliac thing, I could have truthfully written the paragraph about caffeine, if '2001' were changed to '1998'. However, I can smoke cannabis without it having any discernable effect on me whatsoever, and I don't have problems sleeping in hot weather.

I should invite you round to dinner sometime (I hope I'm one of the three or four people you could trust to cook for you!)

Thanks for the Asda/GFB tip-off.

Creationists blame our imperfections on the Fall. I know this, because on Monday I spent several hours talking to my creationist cousin, who thinks that all my faith-related problems would be solved if I stopped believing in macro-evolution.

macro-evolution

Now *there's* a term gets right up my nose. I believe it's a mis-spelling of "false dichotomy".

What's wrong with the term? I believe it's necessary so creationists can say "I believe purple moths turn into pink moths, but I don't believe fish turn into birds"

Your second sentence is the answer to your first.

Yes, you were certainly one of the people on my OK list; I'm willing to trust that anything you eat yourself is also likely to be safe for me :-)

(Pre-emptive arse-covering: of course, when I say "three or four", I mean three or four who immediately occurred to me but there might be others I'd forgotten; so if three other people should subsequently ask this question and I confirm that they're on the list as well, the fifth shouldn't necessarily be offended.)