In theory, you'd be able to come and eat with us, anytime, with a bit of notice. My mother in law has Coeliac disease, and I've catered once for a vegan with gluten and dairy intolerance!

In practice, however, my dining table is lost beneath a heap of junk!

Until recently I also avoided caffeine, because it did to me what it does to you now. However, these last few years I've been able to drink more and more and now I can have a few cups a day. I must have stolen your ability to have caffeine!