I'm REALLY sorry. I was toying with my new device which prevents human observation from collapsing quantum waves. Unfortunately, this had the unknown side effect of branching so many parallel universes that some of them began to overlap.
In one of those universes, I was a sneaky alarm clock.
When everything was finally collapsed and stabilized, there was some.... overlap.
My original plan was to blame it on the fact that you wear specs.
I was toying with my new device which prevents human observation from collapsing quantum waves. Unfortunately, this had the unknown side effect of branching so many parallel universes that some of them began to overlap.
In one of those universes, I was a sneaky alarm clock.
When everything was finally collapsed and stabilized, there was some.... overlap.
My original plan was to blame it on the fact that you wear specs.