In fact having thought about it, considering the pay of you average phone monkey or delivery person, they must live in households where nobody stays at home all day. You cannot support more than one person on a salary like that. This world is insane and I'm starting a new one.

Yeah, but on the other hand if they can't afford enough money to keep a second person on, they probably also don't mail-order large computers terribly often, so it won't surprise them that they don't themselves satisfy the assumptions they make about me...