simont | Unfortunate company names, #3427

On the way to work this morning, a van passed me with ‘OLYMPIC Fire Prevention’ written on the side.

I had a lovely vision of it showing up at the next Games in a hurry and throwing a bucket of water over the Olympic flame :-)

Well, I'm sure that "'The Prodigy' Fire Prevention" would be a bit odder

They'd employ twisted firefighters, you mean?

Yeah. The kind that go "Nice building. Shame if it burned down." at you until you give them money to go away...