simont | One for the Spectrum generation

That pedal a drummer presses to turn the closed hi-hat into an open hi-hat?

It occurred to me last week that it really ought to be labelled ‘Cymbal Shift’.

...and be made of rubber?

Bad man! Bad, bad man!

Now you must die

Honestly, you're as bad as I am.

We can kill you for this pun, yes?

I threw a plastic pint glass at him when he made it last night, is that good enough?

what was in it?

Mostly air I'm afraid, with a hint of chemicals from the dregs of my diet cherryade.

"What a load of old cowbellers", retorted

hairyears with disdainful snare: "Simon's puns are gong from bad to worse!"

I feel there's a further pun involving 'crash cymbals' but I'll leave that one to you. :-)

If so, does using it repeatedly in pointless imitation eventually constitute a beat parrotry error?