Occasionally I feel just a little like Rimmer at work. This morning I sent an email response to a bug report from the support department, saying something along the lines of

Can you explain a little more about why you expect this to work? The C99 standard clearly states (section 7.19.7.3 clause 4) that…

and somewhere in the back of my head, Kryten is responding ‘Section 7.19.7.3 clause 4? No member of the support department shall raise a defect report while wearing a ginger toupée?’