Probably most of my friends have heard me waffling on about the Infinity Machine at one time or another. If anyone reading this has managed to miss it so far, you can find my article introducing the concept at http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/infinity.html. Today I have a question about it to ask geek-inclined readers.

The Infinity Machine has been a fun thought experiment for most of my life, but in one respect it's slightly frustrating. Its ability to search a (countably) infinite space in finite time would enable it to solve quite a few problems that are famously unsolved in the real world; but quite a few of those problems would simultaneously be rendered pointless to solve anyway by the presence of Infinity Machines in the world. For example, you could use the Infinity Machine to search all possible computer programs to find the one which was fastest at factorising large integers – but you wouldn't want to, because if we had Infinity Machines then a perfectly naïve factorisation algorithm would be just as efficient in practice and far easier to get working correctly.

It occurred to me this week that there is a scenario in which that slight frustration might be resolved. Suppose you were suddenly taken away from your normal life and sat down in front of an Infinity Machine for a few days, or a week, or a month. Suppose you were free to write programs and run them on it, and free to write finite quantities of the output to real-world storage media to take back with you, but when your time expired the Infinity Machine would vanish and nobody would ever get their hands on one again. In this situation, asking the Machine for efficient finite algorithms would be entirely sensible, in principle.

What would you get it to compute, in this situation?

(Ground rules: to help you write your programs you can have access to a large library, and perhaps archives of reference websites such as Wikipedia if you want them. But you don't get unfettered Internet access while you're using the Infinity Machine: I don't want you doing things like factorising every key on the PGP keyservers, or all the root CA keys, because that's against the spirit of what I'm interested in asking.)

Some thoughts on my own answer:

( you might want to think of your answer first, though I don't insist on it )

So, what do other people think?

Perhaps I should ask some subquestions as well:

• What could you do that would have the biggest effect on improving the world?
• What would you do in order to make yourself the biggest profit?
• What would you be most curious to know the answers to, even if nobody would ever believe you?
• And which of those would you prioritise most highly: what would be the thing you'd actually do if given the chance?