It was the Calling yesterday, and I completely forgot. That's unheard of for me since I started going back there. I've occasionally missed one due to other engagements, illness, bad mood or sheer tiredness, but this is the first time I've missed the Calling simply because I clean forgot it was on. I feel astonishingly silly.

I have a vague feeling that the unconventional timing of the last Calling might have thrown my normally reliable ability to count to two weeks, but even so that's not much of an excuse. So if anyone reading this would have expected, or perhaps even liked, to see me at the Calling, let it be known that I would have been there had I not been a complete scatterbrain.

I think I'm going to go and sit quietly on a sofa now. With any luck I won't be able to get that wrong.