About half way to Tesco, the heavens opened and let forth a torrential drenching which even my already-open umbrella couldn't properly shelter me from. In correct ‘ner ner ne-ner ner’ form, they slammed shut again just as I managed to get under cover, removing any doubt that the weather gods were specifically attempting to dissolve me.

I think I'll just sit here and drip for the rest of the afternoon.