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Well, several of my friends seem to have been trying their hand at double-dactyls recently, so I thought I'd give it a go too. I think this choice of topic is appropriate enough for me…

Huffety-puffety
Anakin Skywalker
never need fear that his
folks might divorce.

(Gynaecological
impossibility
wasn't a problem be-
cause of the Force.)

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Oh, all right; while I'm in this general conceptual area, here's another one on the same theme.

Cackly crackly
Emperor Palpatine
Thinks he's invincible
Even though old.

Sadly discovers his
Vulnerability:
Falling down air ducts is
Worse than a cold.

I'll stop now, I think.