I just went down to the front door to go to work, and found a small business card pushed through it. This card turned out to be paper spam, and it started with the words ‘HELP! Our natural organic healthcare business is exploding!’.

It was, of course, inviting me to take part in a dubious business opportunity. But reading the first two lines I couldn't help thinking that what they wanted was for me to call a fire engine, or possibly a bomb squad :-)